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Friday & Saturday
9 AM - 4 PM
My place (Ask for the address. I ain't putting it out for all the internet to see, I'm paranoid)
be there, say hi. dammit. (I won't be there till after 11:40, thanks to driver's ed) |
1 bitch choked // Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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:: mood:  bored
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| I Hope You Die - The Bloodhound Gang
I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner
And mabye some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die
I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain coniousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison gaurd looks the other way
'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day
I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die
I hope you die |
1 bitch choked // Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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:: mood: I love this song...
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| Erica had better fucking like her present. Something I downloaded for it (completely clean, no porn) installed something on my computer that pops up a porn ad every 5 minutes, automatically installs some porn movie thing, and keeps asking if I want to install a 'XXX toolbar' on explorer. I don't know if it's a virus or what, and my virus-scan is over 3 years old. Anyone know what to do to get rid of it? There's nothing new in my 'add/remove programs' list.
Bah. |
1 bitch choked // Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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:: mood:  annoyed
:: music: Buckcherry - All Lit Up
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All contents © 2003 YDM unless otherwise stated (Edited for Livejournal by beyond_repair) |
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20 most recent ravings
go: earlier
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eye remember, suffering, eye remember...feeling the sting of childhood & injections, holy bruises, sweet infections, soaked in a stew, like drowning cockroaches, whose only...crime was the greed of inherent hunger, u know where eye'm fragile, u know how to kill......kill all fall away all fall away PAIN!! pain.
i can't keep this rage in me can't keep pretending, can't be this emtee...anymore, i can make it go away... make it go away
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